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12/27/2008

this nearly made me pee my pants!!!

oh my gawd this video is so hilarious!!!!! It's not fake! It is 100% real!!!!

12/16/2008

HAPPY BIRTHDAY FRANNIE!!!!!

happy happy birthday, happy birth day to you, happy happy birthday, happy birthday toooooooooooo, YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!! YAY!!! HAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY!!!!!

you like the picture?? it reminds me very much of su desu eehhhh?
anime,birthday,happy b-day

12/15/2008

buffy

hello all! I would love, if you all came over one day to watch buffy the vampire slayer! it would be soooo much fun, since buffy is like, THE greatest show ever! email me so we can pick a date!

12/14/2008

new post on talking smack w/riffy alice and morticia

check out the post. news on fresh meat, great update!

MORE STUPID LAWS!!

Alabama

It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church

Alaska

It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown

Arizona

Hunting camels is prohibited.

Arkansas

It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas

Colorado

It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.

Hawaii

In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat

Idaho

Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.

Indiana

Bathing is prohibited during the winter

Kansas

It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.

Maine

You may not step out of a plane in flight.

Maryland

You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.

Massachusetts

You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.

Michigan

It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.

Minnesota

It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.

Missouri

Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).

Montana

It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

New Hampshire

One must not collect seaweed

North Carolina

Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.

Oregon

You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee

Rhode Island

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

South Carolina

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs

South Dakota

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.

Tennessee

You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile

Utah

A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.

Virginia

There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."

Wisconsin

Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)

Wyoming

It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

Here are a bunch of Illinois laws:

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken.

No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave. (Carbondale)

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (Champaign)

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Chicago)

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. (Chicago)

Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (Chicago)

Spitting is forbidden (Chicago)

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. (Chicago)

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. (Chicago)

Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. (Cicero)

It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. (Crete)

Cars may not be driven through the town. (Crete)

If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it. Additionally, the resident must obtain a permit from the city to water the lawn with outside water sources. ( Crystal Lake)

Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. (Des Plaines)

A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. (Eureka)

Bowling is forbidden. (Evanston)

It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. (Evanston)

It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise. (Fairfield)

There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. (Galesburg)

No person may keep a smelly dog. (Galesburg)

It is illegal to burn bird feathers. (Galesburg)

Jostling others is illegal. (Galesburg)

No bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any city street. (Galesburg)

It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. (Horner)

Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. (Joliet)

A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. (Kenilworth)

Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. (Kirkland)

Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. (Moline)

No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. (Orland Park)

Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. (Ottowa)

Trucks may only park inside closed garages. (Park Ridge)

Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway. (Peoria)

WOW! south dakota and fairfield are serious racists!!


STUPID LAWS!!!

here is a list of utterly ridiculous laws:


- CANADA:

1. It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied.

2. It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire (local hotel) without hitching it securely to the hitching post (which was removed yeeeeeaaaars ago).

- UNITED STATES OF AMERICA:

** List of Stupid Laws in the United States **

Silly Laws:

- Alabama:
1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

- Alaska:
1. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

- California:
1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

- Connecticut:
1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

- Florida:
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
4. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
6. Any form of sexual contact other than missionary position is a misdomeanor. (This is still a law. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrent for some other crime and catch the 'culprits' in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.)

- Illinois:
1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

- Indiana:
1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

- Iowa:
1. Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

- Kentucky:
1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

- Louisiana:
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

- Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
4. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

- Nebraska:
1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

- New Mexico:
1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

- New York:
1. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

- North Dakota:
1. Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

- Ohio:
1. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

- Oklahoma:
1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

- Pennsylvania:
1. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
2. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

- Tennessee:
1. It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee!! (Julie.Miller)

- Texas:
1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

- Vermont:
1. Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.

- Washington:
1. All lollipops are banned.
2. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
3. In King County, in Seattle Washington, it is illegal to sit on a man's lap on a metro bus, unless you are married.
4. Vancouver, WA has a city law that requires all motor vehicles to carry anchors... as an emergency brake. (Ted Timmons)

- West Virginia:
1. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."

12/12/2008

astro boy

there is an Astro boy movie coming out some time in 2009, I wanna see it 'cause it has veronica mars in it and also because it's Astro boy. here is the trailer...

12/11/2008

MORE QUIZZES!!!

so I decided I would do some more quizzes here are all my results:

okaaaaaay......

oh, great.

cool,

I want a real mood ring...

WOOH! PICKLES ARE AWESOME!!!

WHAT?!?!

heehee those are cute! ^∪^

hmmmm I don't think I would wear that in purple.... I'd rather hav it in black..

I did not see that coming,

HAHAHAHAHA!! THATS THE COLOR MY HAIR REALLY IS!!!

ok.
yeah, those are all the ones I took that would give me a code...

12/10/2008

quizzies!!!

so I was really bored so I decided to take those quizzes that all the cool kids are doing and here are my results:

OHHHH YEAH!

ok....

cool

ALRIGHT!! I knew I was getting him though.......heehee!

wow! I did not know I was THAT evil......

thats how I like it......no actually I like it REALLY cloudy!

EEEEEEEW! those are gross!!!

BRING IT ZOMBIES!! OH YEAH!

PFFT! I knew that already!

thats weird! they homeschool too! what a strange coincidence!

hmm weird

kay!

YUMMY!

meh.

YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

this whole test was a little creepy...

ok,

COOLIO!

weird... (just so you guys know, this is a show my mom and I watch)
wow! I really love quizzes! I wanna do more, but there are no more that I'm interested in...and I have to go to bed.......

12/09/2008

A.W.A

you may be wondering what A.W.A stands for, well I'll show you,
Anti
Werewolf
Association


YAAAAAAAAY!!!! PLEASE JOIN ME IN THE HUNT OF A LIFETIME!!!!!!!!! unless your a stupid flea bag, then no don't join me, in fact stay away from me AS FAR AS POSSIBLE! GAWD YOU SMELL!!!
I know for sure Riffy A is on board, I just need confirmation from everyone else.

HAPPY HUNTING!

what to post...........what to post...........hmmmmm

AH! I have an idea! HAPPY EARLY BIRTH DAY FRANCES!!!!!!!!!! yeah.....fran's birth day is next tuesday.........

12/06/2008

WHAT THE F**K?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

WHO THE HELL VOTED ON MY POLL "no, werewolf"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS JUST WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

foncy guy............

WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! FONCY GUY JUST CALLED ME AND WHEN I PICKED UP I HEARD LOTS OF HEAVY BREATHING AND THEN HE SPOKE AND SAID "yooooouu haaaave wah-unnnn mooooooooreeee daaaaaaayy......."
ok, now for a normal post.........
CHECK OUT FRANNIE'S BLOGO!!!!! here's the link

12/03/2008

Blah, don't know what to post about

Well I had an Idea but I forgot It :( so instead I'll just copy louise, kusukusukusu!
Things I would like to major in:
1.Para-psychology, This is probably the most likely major for me, as it is what I am most interested in and best at, and dedicated to......
2.Science major in natural selection, although I love studying natural selection, majoring in this would most likely involve getting a doctorates just to get a good position at some science place..or whatever.....maybe not...but lots of math...
3.Acting, although I have seriously thought this one over, I can't stand the crazies! and as my mom (acting major) has informed me, there are TONS of crazies in acting school. soooo this may not be the best choice for me.
4.Zoologist, this has been my dream since I could talk, but now, not so much..... I would not be able to dissect little piggies and little froggies and other little animals.
5.Music, UHGG! the problem with this is that there would be so much THEORY!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! I mean theory is not that bad at guitar class, but that is once a week, I could not stand to have to study theory EVERYDAY!!!!

sooooooo......yeah....no matter what I choose to major in, I have one weeiiiird future ahead of me.

11/30/2008

THE JIG IS UP ANGELINA!!!!!!

YOU GOTTA WATCH THIS!!!! IT'S ANGELINA'S SONG!!!!!!!! OH MY GAWD!!!! I'VE EXPOSED HER!!!!! YES!!!!! I SHOULD SHOW HER THIS!! MWAHAHAHA!!!

11/28/2008

HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!

YOU HAVE TO WATCH THIS OLD BLYTHE COMMERCIAL!!! SOOOO FUNNY!!!

fred on thanks giving!!

this one is really funny, I think fred's anger problems are back......

IF YOU ARE LOUISE DO NOT READ!!!!!!!!!

I AM SERIOUS LOUISE DO NOT READ!!!!!
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HA! I KNEW YOU WOULD TRY TO PEEK!!! IF YOU READ FURTHER, I WILL NOT LEND YOU ECLIPSE!!! PLEASE DON'T READ!!!!!!!!!!!!

















ok on with the post, well I am half way done with eclipse, I must say I was very surprised to find out rosalie was raped, It kinda caught me off guard... I love how she killed her (soon to be) husband, with the whole wedding gown thing, ah, excellent! I have much more respect for rose now, cause she has a reason to be mean so I like her more. OH! COOL FACT!.........did you know, while jasper is the newest cullen he is NOT the newest vampire? In fact, he is older than edward! because edward became a vampire in 1901, and jasper became a vampire in 1887 (well eighty something...) pretty weird huh?

11/25/2008

hello.....

so, foncy guy tried to kill me but then I ripped his head off, but then it regenerated!!!! soooo.... I stabbed him in the stomach and when he was struggling to take it out I ran away and typed this post.
This fred video is not in either the 2nd season nor the highly anticipated 3rd season....soo I guess it was made as a distraction until the 3rd season comes out (after the holidays I think...) its...mehh...I mean, its okaay, but not his best...

11/21/2008

the uninvited

I want to see this soooo badly!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THANK GAWD!

OH-MY-GAWD!!!! TWILIGHT WAS AMAZING!!!!! THE WHOLE TIME I WAS GRINNING FROM EAR TO EAR!!!Victoria was amazingly beautiful, same goes for Rosalie I loooooooved Rosalie, she was incredible! Alice was much much much better than we all thought she was going to be, she was so damn cute! The baseball scene was awesome as well, they did a great job at capturing Eric's annoyance and made everyone hate him. OH! there was even a short part with Stephenie meyer in it! she didn't say anything she was just on her laptop at a restaurant. jasper was so funny, he was nearly like a robot at points, I mean this all in a good way because it worked, I don't think I'm forgetting anything but if I am I'll post it later. It was great and I deffinatly want to see it again and I must say, this is my new favorite movie!

11/19/2008

new harry potter and the half blood prince trailer!!

OH MY FLIPPIN GAWD!!!!!!!!

OMFG!!!!!! YAY!!!! THE TWILIGHT MOVIE IS IN 1 DAY AND 2 HOURS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Also, some not so great news, it's about the stupid girl scout coat news thing, the guy was RETARDED!! he was like: YOOOOU GWUYS ROHKTED! and then my toes nearly got frost bite!! but then there were some good things, veronica bought me some of that delicious vanilla chai stuff, and I got an autograph from some bears foot ball player (which I will sell on ebay) soooo yeah......

11/17/2008

AH, GENIUS!

OH MY GARNET! ok, as you all know I am not too fond of icarly, (though it is better than most kid shows and sometimes slightly humorous) well there is one episode that I will defiantly want to see because............ FRED WILL BE IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!! THE BEST PART IS, HE'LL ACTUALLY BE FRED!!!!!
I AM SO EXCITED, I WANNA SEE WHAT HAPPENS!!!!!!!

11/14/2008

TWILIGHT COUNTDOWN!!!!!!!

11/13/2008

eh.......blah.....emm......

soooo..... I was about one day away from foncy guy killing me...so I am just going to post some pictures from my picture folder. (the pics are random)

11/12/2008

aawwwwwwww!

This is soooo cute!! you must watch it!!! IT'S TOTALLY WORTH IT!!!

Once upon a time... from Capucha on Vimeo.

11/10/2008

uhhhhhhhh........wow......

please enjoy these.......interesting pictures of the SC boys.........(none of these are photoshop)
shugo chara
not surprising........
shugo chara
reaaal nice tadagay
shugo chara
.......back to his old ways......
shugo chara
hmmmmm.......
shugo chara
.....this is a bit surprising.....
shugo chara
okayyyyyy this filler guy is.....well.....fancy......
shugo chara
ok WOW! this is messed up!!
(all these pics were taken by me)

11/09/2008

wow mcdonalds your scary!

YOU HAVE TO SEE THESE THEIR SOOOOO SCARY!!! YOU HAVE TO WATCH THEM!!!!!

This is scarier than ANY horror movie I've seen (don't be intimidated its scary in a funny way......kinda)

I think ronald mcdonald is a pedophile!!!!!! and why does he have a dixie cup on his nose?!?!?!?!?!?

11/04/2008

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!

HUHHUHUHUHUH *more out of breath noises* OH..MY....GAWD!!! OBAMA...IS....PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M SO HAPPY THAT THATS ALL I CAN SAY!!!!!!!!!!!!
Obama Pictures, Images and Photos

11/03/2008

Twilight international

these are the twilight covers (in order) from japan:
twilight
twilight
twilight
and this one is from china:
twilight

sheer teror

So, the focus on this post is HORROR MOVIES!!!! I'll be talking about them, rating them, I'll even give you a taste of MY horror movie, so lets get started!
So I'll start with just horror movies in general,
personally I LOVE THEM! I thought that I would be terrified by them, but I'm like immune to it, I saw frickin' Halloween (the new "scarier" one) and was not phased by it at all I feel very lucky that I don't have to live in fear because of a scary movie. NOW FOR RATINGS!!!
(*blank*=not scary at all, and quite suckish, ☆= creepy at parts but not nightmare worthy, ☆☆=creepy, ☆☆☆= pretty hackin' scary, ☆☆☆☆= too much for me)
.The exorcist<span class=exorsist Pictures, Images and Photos" border="0"> ☆ not scary I didn't even flinch, it was really good though, I mean, I could tell at parts that it would scare most people but......I don't think of it as a horror movie.
.Halloween ResurrectionHalloween Pictures, Images and Photos ☆☆ Though I did not see the whole movie, I could tell it was good, I started watching right when everyone was getting killed and although many people have constant nightmares of Michael myers, he stayed out of my head.
.tremors ☆☆ now THIS movie made me jump. after watching this movie I don't think I can ever walk on sand again. the only parts that made me jump were reasonable: when the guy's torn off head is found under his hat laying on the ground with a bunch of dismembered sheep and when the creepy snake thing jumped out of the ground without warning.

now as most of you know I had a very disturbing dream nearly a year ago about a psycho-killer old lady that goes by the name Mrs.Dudd. well I'm taking my nightmare to the next level..........SCARY MOVIE!!!!!!! I'm still unsure who I should pitch it to, if you have any ideas please post them I need all the help I can get. for those of you who don't know about Mrs.Dudd she is a character in a dream of mine who kills you then makes you kill your parents, but that's not all she kills you in gruesome ways like beheading, brain removal etc. (Mrs.Dudd is copy-righted so don't steal it or you'll get sued!) she also favors insanity as torture for her victims, she makes you feel claustrophobic and lost, by doing this she separates you from your friends so she can kill you easier. her house consists of many many pictures of her victims which adds to the insanity torture.
I'll be sure to post more horror movie ratings in future posts!