New updated "My kids' names"

I would like you all to know that due to your negligent posting behavior, Foncy guy, Fincy guy, and Foncy girl have all killed themselves.
So thank you very much.
Onto the post...................
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This is my new updated version of what I'm naming my kids.
I will have two girls: Buffy and Columbia
I will have one boy named Ezra.
That is all.