this nearly made me pee my pants!!!

oh my gawd this video is so hilarious!!!!! It's not fake! It is 100% real!!!!



happy happy birthday, happy birth day to you, happy happy birthday, happy birthday toooooooooooo, YOOOOOOOOU!!!!!!! YAY!!! HAPPY FRIGGIN BIRTHDAY!!!!!

you like the picture?? it reminds me very much of su desu eehhhh?
anime,birthday,happy b-day



hello all! I would love, if you all came over one day to watch buffy the vampire slayer! it would be soooo much fun, since buffy is like, THE greatest show ever! email me so we can pick a date!


new post on talking smack w/riffy alice and morticia

check out the post. news on fresh meat, great update!



It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church


It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown


Hunting camels is prohibited.


It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas


It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.


In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat


Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.


Bathing is prohibited during the winter


It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.


You may not step out of a plane in flight.


You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.


You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.


It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.


It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.


Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).


It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

New Hampshire

One must not collect seaweed

North Carolina

Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.


You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee

Rhode Island

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

South Carolina

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs

South Dakota

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.


You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile


A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.


There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."


Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)


It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

Here are a bunch of Illinois laws:

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken.

No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave. (Carbondale)

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (Champaign)

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Chicago)

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. (Chicago)

Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (Chicago)

Spitting is forbidden (Chicago)

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. (Chicago)

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. (Chicago)

Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. (Cicero)

It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. (Crete)

Cars may not be driven through the town. (Crete)

If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it. Additionally, the resident must obtain a permit from the city to water the lawn with outside water sources. ( Crystal Lake)

Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. (Des Plaines)

A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. (Eureka)

Bowling is forbidden. (Evanston)

It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. (Evanston)

It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise. (Fairfield)

There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. (Galesburg)

No person may keep a smelly dog. (Galesburg)

It is illegal to burn bird feathers. (Galesburg)

Jostling others is illegal. (Galesburg)

No bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any city street. (Galesburg)

It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. (Horner)

Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. (Joliet)

A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. (Kenilworth)

Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. (Kirkland)

Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. (Moline)

No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. (Orland Park)

Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. (Ottowa)

Trucks may only park inside closed garages. (Park Ridge)

Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway. (Peoria)

WOW! south dakota and fairfield are serious racists!!


here is a list of utterly ridiculous laws:


1. It is illegal for a teen to walk down main street for Fort Qu'Appelle with their shoes untied.

2. It is illegal to leave your horse in front of the Country Squire (local hotel) without hitching it securely to the hitching post (which was removed yeeeeeaaaars ago).


** List of Stupid Laws in the United States **

Silly Laws:

- Alabama:
1. It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.

- Alaska:
1. It is illegal to push a live moose out of a moving airplane.

- California:
1. Community leaders passed an ordinance that makes it illegal for anyone to try and stop a child from playfully jumping over puddles of water.

- Connecticut:
1. You can be stopped by the police for biking over 65 miles per hour.
2. You are not allowed to walk across a street on your hands.

- Florida:
1. Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer, as can the salon owner.
2. A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
3. If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the parking fee has to be paid just as it would for a vehicle.
4. It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a swimsuit.
5. Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
6. Any form of sexual contact other than missionary position is a misdomeanor. (This is still a law. There have been several cases of people being brought up on these charges in the past 5 years alone. If the police enter a home with a warrent for some other crime and catch the 'culprits' in action, they can, and are, brought up on those charges.)

- Illinois:
1. It is illegal for anyone to give lighted cigars to dogs, cats, and other domesticated animal kept as pets.

- Indiana:
1. Bathing is prohibited during the winter.
2. Citizens are not allowed to attend a movie house or theater nor ride in a public streetcar within at least four hours after eating garlic.

- Iowa:
1. Kisses may last for as much as, but no more than, five minutes.

- Kentucky:
1. By law, anyone who has been drinking is "sober" until he or she "cannot hold onto the ground."
2. It is illegal to transport an ice cream cone in your pocket.

- Louisiana:
1. It is illegal to rob a bank and then shoot at the bank teller with a water pistol.
2. Biting someone with your natural teeth is "simple assault," while biting someone with your false teeth is "aggravated assault."

- Massachusetts:
1. Mourners at a wake may not eat more than three sandwiches.
2. Snoring is prohibited unless all bedroom windows are closed and securely locked.
3. An old ordinance declares goatees illegal unless you first pay a special license fee for the privilege of wearing one in public.
4. Taxi drivers are prohibited from making love in the front seat of their taxi during their shifts.

- Nebraska:
1. A parent can be arrested if his child cannot hold back a burp during a church service.

- New Mexico:
1. Females are strictly forbidden to appear unshaven in public.

- New York:
1. A fine of $25 can be levied for flirting. This old law specifically prohibits men from turning around on any city street and looking "at a woman in that way." A second conviction for a crime of this magnitude calls for the violating male to be forced to wear a "pair of horse-blinders" wherever and whenever he goes outside for a stroll.

- North Dakota:
1. Beer & pretzels can't be served at the same time in any bar or restaurant.

- Ohio:
1. Women are prohibited from wearing patent leather shoes in public.

- Oklahoma:
1. Violators can be fined, arrested or jailed for making ugly faces at a dog.
2. Females are forbidden from doing their own hair without being licensed by the state.
3. Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.

- Pennsylvania:
1. A special cleaning ordinance bans housewives from hiding dirt and dust under a rug in a dwelling.
2. No man may purchase alcohol without written consent from his wife.

- Tennessee:
1. It is illegal to lasso a catfish in Tennessee!! (Julie.Miller)

- Texas:
1. A city ordinance states that a person cannot go barefoot without first obtaining a special five-dollar permit.
2. It is illegal to take more than three sips of beer at a time while standing.

- Vermont:
1. Lawmakers made it obligatory for everybody to take at least one bath each week -- on Saturday night.

- Washington:
1. All lollipops are banned.
2. A law to reduce crime states: "It is mandatory for a motorist with criminal intentions to stop at the city limits and telephone the chief of police as he is entering the town.
3. In King County, in Seattle Washington, it is illegal to sit on a man's lap on a metro bus, unless you are married.
4. Vancouver, WA has a city law that requires all motor vehicles to carry anchors... as an emergency brake. (Ted Timmons)

- West Virginia:
1. No children may attend school with their breath smelling of "wild onions."


astro boy

there is an Astro boy movie coming out some time in 2009, I wanna see it 'cause it has veronica mars in it and also because it's Astro boy. here is the trailer...



so I decided I would do some more quizzes here are all my results:


oh, great.


I want a real mood ring...



heehee those are cute! ^∪^

hmmmm I don't think I would wear that in purple.... I'd rather hav it in black..

I did not see that coming,


yeah, those are all the ones I took that would give me a code...



so I was really bored so I decided to take those quizzes that all the cool kids are doing and here are my results:




ALRIGHT!! I knew I was getting him though.......heehee!

wow! I did not know I was THAT evil......

thats how I like actually I like it REALLY cloudy!

EEEEEEEW! those are gross!!!


PFFT! I knew that already!

thats weird! they homeschool too! what a strange coincidence!

hmm weird





this whole test was a little creepy...



weird... (just so you guys know, this is a show my mom and I watch)
wow! I really love quizzes! I wanna do more, but there are no more that I'm interested in...and I have to go to bed.......



you may be wondering what A.W.A stands for, well I'll show you,

YAAAAAAAAY!!!! PLEASE JOIN ME IN THE HUNT OF A LIFETIME!!!!!!!!! unless your a stupid flea bag, then no don't join me, in fact stay away from me AS FAR AS POSSIBLE! GAWD YOU SMELL!!!
I know for sure Riffy A is on board, I just need confirmation from everyone else.


what to post...........what to post...........hmmmmm

AH! I have an idea! HAPPY EARLY BIRTH DAY FRANCES!!!!!!!!!! yeah.....fran's birth day is next tuesday.........


WHAT THE F**K?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!!!!

WHO THE HELL VOTED ON MY POLL "no, werewolf"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!? TELL ME NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS JUST WRONG!!!!!!!!!!

foncy guy............

ok, now for a normal post.........
CHECK OUT FRANNIE'S BLOGO!!!!! here's the link


Blah, don't know what to post about

Well I had an Idea but I forgot It :( so instead I'll just copy louise, kusukusukusu!
Things I would like to major in:
1.Para-psychology, This is probably the most likely major for me, as it is what I am most interested in and best at, and dedicated to......
2.Science major in natural selection, although I love studying natural selection, majoring in this would most likely involve getting a doctorates just to get a good position at some science place..or whatever.....maybe not...but lots of math...
3.Acting, although I have seriously thought this one over, I can't stand the crazies! and as my mom (acting major) has informed me, there are TONS of crazies in acting school. soooo this may not be the best choice for me.
4.Zoologist, this has been my dream since I could talk, but now, not so much..... I would not be able to dissect little piggies and little froggies and other little animals.
5.Music, UHGG! the problem with this is that there would be so much THEORY!!!! AHHHHHH!!!! I mean theory is not that bad at guitar class, but that is once a week, I could not stand to have to study theory EVERYDAY!!!! matter what I choose to major in, I have one weeiiiird future ahead of me.