It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church


It is illegal for a moose to walk on the sidewalk downtown


Hunting camels is prohibited.


It is illegal to mispronounce Arkansas while in Arkansas


It is illegal for a woman wearing a red dress to be out on the streets after 7 PM.


In Hawaii you will be fined if you do not own a boat


Riding a merry-go-round on Sundays is considered a crime.


Bathing is prohibited during the winter


It is illegal to put ice cream on cherry pie in Kansas.


You may not step out of a plane in flight.


You cannot swear while inside the city limits of Baltimore.


You may not, at any time take a crap on your neighbor.


It is legal for the blind to hunt, and they don't need anyone with them.


It is illegal to walk across the Minnesota-Wisconsin border with a duck on your head.


Single men between the ages of twenty-one and fifty must pay an annual tax of one dollar (enacted 1820).


It is illegal to have a sheep in the cab of your truck without a chaperone.

New Hampshire

One must not collect seaweed

North Carolina

Elephants may not be used to plough cotton fields.


You may not bathe without wearing "suitable clothing," i.e. that which covers one's body from neck to knee

Rhode Island

Any marriage where either of the parties is an idiot or lunatic is null and void.

South Carolina

Horses may not be kept in bathtubs

South Dakota

If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them.


You can't shoot any game other that whales from a moving automobile


A husband is responsible for every criminal act committed by his wife while she is in his presence.


There is a state law prohibiting "corrupt practices of bribery by any person other than candidates."


Unless a customer orders it specifically, it's against the law to serve margarine instead of butter at a restaurant (the dairy state)


It is illegal for women to stand within five feet of a bar while drinking.

Here are a bunch of Illinois laws:

You must contact the police before entering the city in an automobile.

The English language is not to be spoken.

No one may stand on the sidewalk on the 500 block of Illinois Ave. (Carbondale)

One may not pee in his neighbor's mouth. (Champaign)

Law forbids eating in a place that is on fire. (Chicago)

It is illegal to give a dog whiskey. (Chicago)

Kites may not be flown within the city limits. (Chicago)

Spitting is forbidden (Chicago)

In the Pullman area, it is illegal to drink beer out of a bucket while sitting on the curb. (Chicago)

It is legal to protest naked in front of city hall as long as you are under seventeen years of age and have legal permits. (Chicago)

Humming on public streets is prohibited on Sundays. (Cicero)

It is considered an offense to attempt to have sex with one's dog. (Crete)

Cars may not be driven through the town. (Crete)

If one wishes to plant new sod in his or her yard in the summer months, that person may not use the city's water to water it. Additionally, the resident must obtain a permit from the city to water the lawn with outside water sources. ( Crystal Lake)

Wheelbarrows with For-Sale signs may not be chained to trees. (Des Plaines)

A man with a moustache may not kiss a woman. (Eureka)

Bowling is forbidden. (Evanston)

It is unlawful to change clothes in an automobile with the curtains drawn, except in case of fire. (Evanston)

It is unlawful for "negroes" to be within county boundaries from sundown to sunrise. (Fairfield)

There is a $1,000 dollar fine for beating rats with baseball bats. (Galesburg)

No person may keep a smelly dog. (Galesburg)

It is illegal to burn bird feathers. (Galesburg)

Jostling others is illegal. (Galesburg)

No bicyclist may practice "fancy riding" on any city street. (Galesburg)

It is against the law to use a slingshot unless your are a law enforcement officer. (Horner)

Town fathers, reflecting the pet peeve of hearing their town's name mispronounced 'Jolly-ETTE' when all local folk know it's pronounced 'Joe-lee-ETTE', made pronouncing it Jolly-ette a misdemeanor, punishable by a $5 fine. (Joliet)

A rooster must step back three hundred feet from any residence if he wishes to crow. Hens that wish to cackle must step two hundred feet back from any residence. (Kenilworth)

Bees are not allowed to fly over the village or through any of Kriland's streets. (Kirkland)

Ice skating at the Riverside pond during the months of June and August is prohibited. (Moline)

No pool tables are allowed in a public establishment, because it supports gambling. (Orland Park)

Spitting on the sidewalk is a criminal offense. (Ottowa)

Trucks may only park inside closed garages. (Park Ridge)

Basketball hoops may not be installed on a driveway. (Peoria)

WOW! south dakota and fairfield are serious racists!!


Princess Jellyfish said...

"If there are more than 5 Native Americans on your property you may shoot them." XD
I have flown a kite within city limits!!! O____O

Matilda Fitz-Reed said...

omg I have eaten in a place that was on fire I don't wanna go to jail :(